S-kun

昨晩は友達とバカ騒ぎした。以下はＳ君の話:

Ｓ君は先週大阪に出張に行った。新幹線を新大阪駅で降りて、心斎橋に地下鉄で向う。急いで電車に乗ると、女性数人と目があった。座って窓に映る自分を眺めながら、「えっ、俺ってやっぱりハンサムな小悪魔？」と思う。隣に座ってるおばちゃんとも目が合い、彼は自分のハンサム度を確信しながら、髪型を整える。心斎橋駅のプラットフォームが見えてきて、降りようと電車の出口に立つ。電車に乗り込もうと並んでいる女性達が、Ｓ君を見ている。ふと足元を見ると、そこにはっきりと書かれていたのは。。。

I drank and made merry with my friends last night. The following story is from S-kun:

S-kun went on a business trip to Osaka the other week. He took a bullet train (shinkansen) to the Shin-osaka station and headed to Shinsaibashi by tube/subway. When he hurried onto the carriage, a group of ladies were looking at him. He sat down and looked at his reflection in the windows thinking “Oh, I’m a handsome devil”. Noticing a middle age lady looking at him, he thought his handsomeness confirmed and reset his hair. As the train was approaching Shinsaibashi station, he stood up to get to the carriage exit. The ladies, who were lining up to enter the carriage, were again looking at him. Only then did he glance down and clearly see the sign on the floor;

「女性専用車両」

“FEMALE-ONLY CARRIAGE”